I don’t know where you’re going
But do you got room for one more troubled soul?
I don’t know where I’m going but I don’t think I’m coming home
And I said I’ll check in tomorrow if I don’t wake up dead
This is the road to ruin
And we’re starting at the end.
Jane made/worn » sewthoughtful
Roxy made/worn » mostflogged
Dirk made/worn » lovejoker
Jake made/worn » kitsunedolly
Erisolsprite made/worn » Freckuccino
ARquiusprite made/worn » ZippyC
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HOMESTUCK KILL CHART
Lots of people make shipping charts, so for a change of pace, have a murder chart! I couldn’t fit everyone on there, so the lusii, the troll’s dreamselves, the army of Aradiabots, and the Felt are SOL. Also omitted all suicides (Tavrisprite, Dirk, Sollux) and act-of-god deaths (Nanna, Poppop).
Obviously Jack’s at the center of it all, being the stab-happy planet-exploding asshole that he is. I was kind of shocked to realize that Jack has never died — all four of his selves (Spades Slick, Bec Noir, Jack English, and Caliborn’s Jack) are still alive. I suspect Doc Scratch would object to being listed as the killer of Rose, Dave, and Liv because all he did was drop some very manipulative hints, but I’d advise him to shove his objections up his smug puppety ass. And I think Dave wins the prize for the widest variety of murderers, having been killed by 6 different people.
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idk this got a lot of attention on my dA so i decided to post it here too
jake is pretty wise
I love this scene so much, and you know why?
That was Jake’s favorite cup. One of his favorite possessions and he throws it out the window to help teach Finn something important about life that we all need to learn: To stop worrying about small things.
Yeah, he does go get it later, but he had no way of knowing that the cup wouldn’t break. For all he knew, it really was gone forever. And he was okay with that, because it would help him teach Finn something he needs to know.
Reasons why Jake is my favorite.
<HEY! HEY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHEN I’M BELITTLING YOU!>
Mun: *hums THEY’RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS*
Marco: *Plots Mun’s murder*
<Marco, Karkat is making me very uncomfortable.>
“Come on, man, he’s like, two feet shorter than you. You’re scared of a little baby fuzzball?”
<I AM MERELY ASKING A VALID QUESTION ABOUT HUMAN PROCREATION. AXIMILLI, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU’VE BEEN STUCK ON THIS PLANET FOR THREE FULL SOLAR REVOLUTIONS AND YOU STILL DON’T KNOW HOW PINK HUMAN MONKEYS “DO IT”?>
<I am not sure to what “it” is referring to in this question.>
<OH MY GOD NOW YOU’RE JUST PLAYING DUMB. DO THESE IDIOTS REALLY BUY THAT?>